Fountain Worship - The first meaningful
writing I've read about water fountains.
Magical Plastic Grocery Bag
Smoking Head of Bob - Pray before the head
of Bob. Over 1625038 questions answered.
over Ballen - All about balls! More
information about balls than you could ever
of 17 - All about 17!
vs. Soda - The great controversy revealed
in all its glory.
Racing - Place your bets!
Your Own Bush Speech
the Rubber Ball - I've never felt so
informed on the physics of rubber band
Doubler - The wonders of the internet
being displayed right before our very own eyes
Boulder Company - Original origami
gifts. You buy wadded up paper now!
Phone Call - For $10 you can have them
place a phone call to whoever you would like...
but not just any phone call, a Monkey Phone Call!!
Should I Put On The Fence - He has a
fence. He puts things on his fence. He
takes pictures of those things on his fence.
What else is there to say except HUH!!?!
Llama - Original cartoons sent to us by
an oSw reader. Awesome stuff! Both of
which are going on my favorites list. There
are other toons which are available here.
- This one is cool, but would be better with
Peas - Click to enjoy and turn on your
speakers for this one.
- Girl in my oatmeeeeeel!
Found in a Trift Store Camera
- The web page for Tubcat, the fattest kitty ever.
Test - This one is fun.
- Wait until it loads and then click on the
Travel - Have you ever dreamed of
traveling in time? Now you can experience what you
have only dreamed of. With the Hyper Dimensional
Resonator you can travel into the past or explore
the future. The world will be at your beck and
call and you will have all the time in the world
to explore it.
Who - Ummm... ok!
Camera - Truly amazing technology!
Take your picture online right through your
Name - Get yoself a tru gangsta name.
Singing Kitten - This kitten needs your love.
100 Monsters of All Time - Self explanatory.
Telegrams - With the help of terminally ill
volunteers, ourFire service is
sending telegrams to people who have passed away.
Cigarette Break - Go ahead, have one!
Toilet Danger - "Stop the danger.
Close the seat." This is by far the
coolest slide show I have ever seen on the
internet. Be sure to be patient so you will
see the whole thing! There are many
memorable pictures to come your way in this
Vera - Miss Vera's finishing school for boys
who want to be girls. As Gonzo says,
"Let's hope this isn't for real!"
Neighbor - Read all about the antics of this
person's redneck neighbor.
Osbourne - Make the madman spew out his verbal
amusings at your own will.
vergeten je geluid aan te zetten!!! - Ummm...
okay! If they say so!
Organization for Eco-Enlightened Protein Consumption
- Facing the hard facts about the future with
solutions. The solutions in this case being
human meat consumption!
Announcement - This one is strange...
definitely strange! I can't wait until March
8, 2003 to see what the announcement will be!
Kitty - A place for all of those *not* so
cute kitty antics! Note: Favorites of mine
were "Pickles" and "Dali
Wheel - Holy pepperjack cheese! What in
the world is this!?! This one is DEFINITELY
WEIRD but very cool!
Test - This one is a good one... see if you can
stare at the picture and listen to the sounds for
60 seconds without laughing! If you laugh,
you are declared legally insane. I
laughed. Therefore I am insane.
Do Nuttin' For Ya Man - Sung by Kittens!
Another from the same series as Viking
Kittens and Punk
Kittens! Rock on!
Eye - Be sure to move your mouse around your
screen once this one loads.
Error File Not Found
The Monkey - Yes, spank the monkey.
- Play a rousing game of Hangman here, but don't
kill the nun!
Kittens - This one rocks!!!
Kittens - This one rocks too!!!
Mitch - "Hello to rap fans, I am ILL
Mitch. I come from Russia to America now I am free
to do 3 favorite things. These are rap and ride on
my skateboard and hit my boxing bag. But most
favorite thing is rap."
My Finger - No description needed.
Cord Remover - Yes you can now finally buy one
of your very own from the Jarvis Products
Corp. This baby can handle 800 hog or 350
beef carcasses per hour! Also be sure to
check out their Bung Droppers, Gizzard Peelers,
Head Splitters and Semi-Auto Neck Breakers.
Toes - Ugly and otherwise problematic toes can
be found here. And when they say ugly, they
Radio - You know all those annoying spam emails
you get? Well listen to them here in
streaming audio format! Kind of hard to
understand but the concept is funny.
- Official website of the Insect Rights Activists.
Whack - This one is full of all kinds of wacky
Ginger Snaps - True stories of Killer
Gingerbread Men! Absolutely verified and
Knuckle Head Club - Enter your friend,
co-worker or even family member for this
Ova Prima Foundation - "Let us look
not to primitive man's fears for
inspiration. Let us look to our future, and
to our beginning -- let us look to the egg."
Barf Bag Collection - A comprehensive
collection of barf bags from airlines worldwide.
Dennis Page - The world's most eligible
- "Rub-a-dub-dub with stars in your
tub" ... Rubber ducks done up as celebrities
such as Beethoven, Dracula, Uncle Sam, Charlie
Chaplain, Mr. T, Betty Boop, and many more.
Description - This one is just plain
horrible. Horrible! Be sure to read
through it though.
Funny if you share my sense of humor.
Twister - The funniest gag gift in the world
(so they claim). I guess I could agree it's
funny because hey, poop IS funny!
Bunny - Exactly! Eat bunny! It
doesn't take a degree in quantum physics to figure
this one out!
Candy - Custom bubble gum, each piece wrapped
in KJV scripture verses! "Reaching the world
one piece at a time". So they say anyway.
- What is asdf?
International - Moller International has
developed the first and only feasible, personally
affordable, personal vertical takeoff and landing
(VTOL) vehicle the world has ever seen.
Cute or Not - Is your baby cute or not?
Yes, of course it is (pphhhlllttttt...) Go
and find out what others REALLY think.
to Cook with Lava
- New search engine deemed future of internet
CyberDen '96 - Why in the world is this site
still up??? Historical purposes, I imagine.
Kid Jack - This is one UGLY kid!
- See for yourself.
World - I am glad I do not know this guy, do
not live near this guy and hope I never run into
507 - Not a real address. Be sure to
click the links.
Clock Monocrafts 3.0 - This one is pretty
cool. May take a minute or so to load
Mojave Phone Booth Site - It's gone now,
but exactly what was the purpose of this phone
Can Bob - Soliciting stupid photos of Bob
on a global scale!
- No description. Go and explore.
No Date: Bubble
Gum Art - Check out Sherbadojay and his secret
technique for creating such stunning dreamscapes
made of bubble gum from all over the world.
No Date: Broadswords
and Bunnies - A dedication to cute and fluffy
creatures and metal harbringers of death.
No Date: It's
My Tie - The online home for redundant
No Date: The
Complete and Utter Idiot's Guide to Cooking a TV Dinner
- If I need to explain this one then you should
REALLY go and read this article.
No Date: Zombo
- Welcome to ZOMBOCOM! This is ZOMBOCOM!
You can do anything at ZOMBOCOM! (Be sure to
have your volume turned up for this one)
No Date: Get
Out of Hell Free - Sin all you want, they'll
No Date: Brett's
Rubber Chicken Page - The official home of the
International Rubber Chicken Society.
No Date: Change
is in the Air - This is a pretty funny bird
No Date: Aquarium
Toilet - Add a little life to your
No Date: Creepy
Guy - You've probably seen him
around. In the mall, on the bus, when you
glance behind you. He is the noise you hear
in the trees at night.
Official Pirate Webpage - The Source for
True Power in the Universe... (Note: This site
conflicts with the Official
Ninja Webpage which states that Ninjas are the
Real Ultimate Power, so decide for yourself!)
the Nose Hairs - Ouch! Fascinating
entertainment in the form of a flash application.
PB & J - How to make a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich. Not for beginners.
Canal Surgery Procedure - Yeah, and I wonder
why so many people hate the dentist!
Cam - Straight from Iowa Farmer Today, you'll
find more action at this Corn Cam site than you will on
all the Die Hard movies put together...
Eats a Stick of Butter - No explanation needed
Tape Fashion - Wallets, hats, belts, purses and
more fashioned from duct tape! High quality stuff
Phobia List - Arithmophobia (fear of numbers),
Dextrophobia (fear of objects at the right side of the
body), Heliophobia (fear of the sun), Octophobia (fear
of the figure 8), Peladophobia (fear of bald people),
are just a few among TONS of phobias listed at this
That Candy Bar - Survey the multitudes of candy
bar cross sections and see if you can guess which ones
Utah Baby Namer - Online help for parents
looking for that distinctive name that says, "I'm a
Fortune Collection - Some real and truly weird
fortunes from all over!
Universe of Cows
Ironing - The newest Extreme craze!
Pictures of extreme ironing, urban hoovering and inner
city clothes drying!
6-19-02: Flame Broiled:
The Disgruntled Ex-Burger King Employee Page -
The manifesto straight from the fry boys mouth.
International Price List - Designer gene cloning
licensing. Clone Cindy Crawford ($79,999), Michael
Jordan ($79,999), or even an early Michael
Origami - Instructions on how to fold money into
all sorts of different things ranging from boots,
eyeglasses, spiders, and christmas trees.
The Swimsuit Special - Gargoyles in swimsuits? WHY?!?!?!?
Hasselhoff is the Antichrist - Here is the
Wrong With This Picture - See if you can figure
it out! Might take you a little while though!
I Geek or Not - Vote on whether or not you think
each person is a geek or not a geek. Mad
Toys - Just a hunch, but I bet none of you have
ever seen THESE innovative toys before! Check them
Reno is Hot - This one is NOT for the
by Wolf - All I can say is this is messed
up... Really messed up. Check out the various
hairstyles at this site ranging from on-the-face to
bowlcuts to halfshaved to raffaella.
Humping Dog - See Chris Pirillo's (from TechTV's
Call For Help) dog, Sprocket, in
action! (I am almost sure this is Chris's
With Grapes - Using only cheap,
readily-available equipment, you can create a
spectacular lightshow in the comfort of your very
own kitchen, providing hours of fun and excitement
for your family, friends, and pets!
LiveHive - Exciting action presented to you
by this live beehive cam.
Electric Chair - The most
"shocking" site on the net!
- Your #1 source for your #2 business!
Tacky Postcard Archive - Preserving the bad
taste of our era for future generations.
Online - Thousands of active petitions
ranging from serious issues to the totally
absurd. Over 9 million signatures collected so
for Sale - Ever wonder how much money you can could
get for yourself on the open human market? Take
this test and find out how much you are worth!
According to this site I could get $1,123,630.00
for myself. Hmmm... any takers? Hee hee.
- This person's site is supposed to be about showcasing
OTHER people's crappy websites, but it's kind of ironic
considering how crappy HIS site is!
- What in the WORLD is this supposed to be about???
- Dog clothes and specialty apparel.
of Mank - Mank. Where did it come from? What
exactly is it? Where is it now? This website
attempts to answer these questions which are so
awe-inspiringly crucial to the future well-being of
Scene Cleaners - Prompt, professional trauma
cleaning service. How fun.
Meals - The world's first site dedicated to
nothing but airline food!
Proper Sendoff - The WWW's premier digital pet
funeral parlor. Stay in touch with your
digitally departed pal!
$20 Bill / Sept 11 Coincidence
Love Shack - The most heartsick young person I've
EVER seen in my entire life... holy poop!
Diaper - Another great idea for animal feces
Asian Prince - Man, I would seriously hate to be
this guy!!! Is he SERIOUS!?!?!
Kewl Homepage - Where do I start for this
one??? Ok, just find out for yourself!
Be sure to read the Diary entries though!
StinkyFeet Diaries - This guy has perfectly
normal feet, but decides he wants to infect himself
with athlete's foot, and he describes the entire
disgusting process on this website.
Conveys an Emotion - See Eric convey such
emotions as "Happiness", "Shy",
"Did I Leave the Oven On", "Just
Realized you Bought the Wrong Fabric Softener",
"Seconds Prior to a Fatal Epileptic
Seizure", and many many more!
Inside Jeremy's Wallet? - View the contents of
Room - I can't describe this one. It's
just weird. A little creepy even.
Infamous Worm Game - Ok so it's not all that strange
but I have to try to get you people addicted to it so
maybe my addiction will subside.
Farted.com - I fart, she farts, he farts, we are all
Official Dryer Lint Page - Ummm yes... Dryer lint.
Engrish - This one is hilarious!
Bottle - The world's largest catsup bottle
official website and fan club.
Lizardman - Body modification to the uhhh...
Mattress - Over 300 pictures for you to browse
of mattresses found on the streets, in alleys, and
disposed of in other various ways. Contribute
your own picture(s) today!
Brent Page - A self description direct from the
site: "Welcome to my Droolfest over that
and deliciously sexy actor... Brent Spiner!!"
Data from Star Trek)
Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics - Britney
Spears herself guides you in the fundamentals of the
vital laser components that have made it possible to
hear her super music in a digital format.
Flaming Pop-Tart Experiment - As Performed By
Dr. Roger A. Hunt, Ph.D., Director, American
Institute of Pyrotartology.
Pizza Page - The world's first page dedicated to
introducing the world to Japanese pizza.
Page - Tongues, tongues, and more tongues.
Tons of tongues.
New Feet - Watch this guy amputate his legs with
a homemade guillotine LIVE via webcam broadcast!
Many Faces of Michael Jackson - Let it load,
it's an animated picture.
Ten Stinkers - America's top ten most flatulent
Does Your Phone Number Spell - Enter a 6 to 10
digit phone number and they'll show you what words
and phrases your phone number spells.
Good Toilets... GO BAD! - A collection of news
articles about what happens when people and toilets
don't get along
to the Cleanest Page on the Web - The most
beautiful, untouched, unnatural wonder of the World Wide
Bad Scary Place - Very creative and cool but I
don't quite understand it just quite yet.
by Leemy Chamere - Various quotes collected from
this guys math and science teachers in New Zealand.
Traffic Cone Preservation Society - By
preserving and studying these "Helpers of
Humanity," they hope to allow future
generations the opportunity to enjoy these
magnificent creatures in their natural habitats.
Cheese & Macaroni Gallery - Oh boy. A
website devoted to generic boxes of macaroni and
cheese. How entertaining the WWW has become!
Ultimate Bad Candy Website - Read all about
confectionary nightmares here!
Burger - You WILL experience the Ninja Burger
difference! Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes
or less, or they will commit Seppuku!
Happiest Potties on Earth - A comprehensive
listing and review of the restrooms of Disneyland?!?!
Home Page - If somebody figures this one out
then please let me know!!! I actually laughed
at some of it though I don't really know why...
For a Wife - This guy is offering $10,000 to
anyone that introduces him to the woman that he
proposes to! And she doesn't even have to say
yes! Talk about a nutcase!
and Bun Bun - I was hesitant about putting this
site up here because it's so lame... but I have to
admit it does have potential.
Fishing! - A new approach to rodent performance
Winkle - Another in the "What in the world
is this?!?!" series. Home of the cutest
dog on the internet.
More AOL CD's - This one is cool! Their
goal is to collect 1 MILLION AOL CD's (you know the
ones you always get in the mail) and mail them all
back to AOL! Go ahead and send yours in today!
Stapler - Spend hour after hour after hour
playing with these virtual staplers. JEEZ.
Meal Requests - The official Texas Department of
Criminal Justice final meal requests for those on
death row. Creepy!
Opportunities - Fill out an OFFICIAL application
for interning for Gary Condit!
Seriously! This is sick!
- This one is SERIOUSLY WEIRD!!! Can ANYBODY
tell me what in the world this one is about???
Toys - The Undiscovered Playthings. This
one's pretty cool, lots of pictures of bootlegged GI
Joe's, Batmans, wrestling figures, and numerous
other pathetic attempts at copying commercial toys.
Rotten Banana Hater's Page - This guy hates rotten
of Secret Experimentation on U.S. Citizens - All
sorts of experiments carried out on people dating back
Online Pregnancy Test - The internet's first!
the Cow - Send email to Kris the cow! But
ummm... I wouldn't expect a reply back! If
you're lucky somebody in her research group will
call and read the email to her.
Much is Inside? - Tackling the age old question.
"Should I Stalk William Shatner" Test
- Quit spending sleepless nights trying to figure it
out! Go and take the test!!!
Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head - These
people decided impaled garden gnomes were important
enough to upload to the web.
Horizons - Fully assembled Ion Ray gun, anybody?
Day - Digital Photography at it's peak.
Official Ninja Webpage - The truth about
Ninjas? Decide for yourself!
- Have YOU been Starbucked?
Hate Clowns - If you hate clowns then this is
the place for you!
Toes - I don't think I want to attempt explaining
this one. I just want to know what the deal is
with those two guys in that picture! Ugh!
Dog Institute - Real gourmet dog treats!
Beef - The world's leading human meat
Moist Towelette Collecting
The Spam - It's much harder than you may think!
Things To Do With Your Microwave Oven
Watergun Museum - All things watergun. The
largest watergun museum on the internet.
Pan's Homepage - And I thought Peter the Positive
Panda was scary!!! Did you know that Peter Pan is 48
and lives in Tampa, FL? Go ahead and see for
- The wonderful world of maggots.
Foriegn Objects in Dog Feces - Amazing 100% true
stories on the subject.
of the "I Look Like My Dog" Contest
to Toilet Train Your Cat
McCracken Fights Dirty - Step inside the mind of
this 5th grade bully.
Etch-A-Sketch - Well, this one isn't all that odd...
but it's cool anyway.
Foil Deflector Beanie - An effective, low cost
solution to preventing mind control.
Machine - Build your own crap!
'n Brite - You'll never enjoy scrubbing more.
Bath Fish Time - Foam fish that arrange themselves
to show you the time. How entertaining and
useful. My life feels SO much more complete now!
Research - Very, very important information
pertaining to beard technology.
Body In The Stomach
Recipes - Anybody who can't make toast should be
Outhouse Photo Collection - Check out Granny's,
Betty's and Bob's outhouses here!
Ant Farm Cam - Check in on Steve's ants!
Really Big Button that Doesn't Do Anything
A Grave - Find the graves of ancestors or even
famous people from around the world.
for Sale - WARNING: This one is not for the
& Devil Doll - This one isn't all that weird or
anything, it's just the coolest cartoon ever unleashed
on the web.
Doggie - The "pooper scooper of the
century"??? Leaves much to be desired to me.
Survival Tests - A series of tests performed to
determine specific weaknesses and or strengths possessed
by marshmallow bunnies. Quite an educational
Cavallero - Cheese artist sprays entire house with
Grove Novelties - Taking the art of revenge to the
Drunk Guy - Jeff the web design guy gets mysterious
phone calls from a crazy drunk guy.
Cartoon - Check out what really goes on inside of a
Pong game. (Requires Flash)
of Missing Socks - Ever wonder what happens to
missing single socks?
of Coathangers - Is this REALLY necessary? And
I thought I had too much time on MY hands!
Recipes - barf.
End of the Internet
the Positive Panda - Scary. Very scary.
Absurd Inventions - Great patents such as the
"dog hoser", "greenhouse helmet",
"cow gas" and "diaper alarm" can be
Voodoo Doll - Too lazy to send somebody a real
voodoo doll? Then send them a virtual one today!
Laws - Big government, small brains, dumb
laws. Search through each state for some very
peculiar and plain stupid laws.
- Ummm... do I really have to give an explanation for
- Play rock, paper scissors online!
a Buck - Come on, send the guy a buck
Simulator - A day in the life of a McDonald's worker
Junky - Mull it over
Your Own Cow - Yes, build your own cow
Cats - They're real!!!
Olympic Sport to Debut in 2002 - Snow peeing
- This guy holds the Guinness world record for the
longest gum wrapper chain
Your Nails Much? - Here's a picture of a fingernail
magnified by 1000X. See if you still want to bite
your nails after seeing this!
Filter - The first air filter disguised as a seat
- World's only electric incinerating toilet
a Biologist - How much do you really know about your
Framed Pee-Wee Herman - The conspiracy against
Who Look Like Kenny Rogers - Oh #@$!%...
- Brandy, the dog with the longest tongue in the world (Appx
Pickle Hat - The new craze among the kids.
Egyptian Flying Vehicles - Images found on the
ceiling beams of a 3000-year old New Kingdom Temple.
Internet Urinal - The perfect gift for a loved one
for any occasion.
the Headless Chicken - Only in Fruita, Colorado
of Meat - What in the WORLD are these people
Luwak - The world's rarest and most expensive coffee
But True - Strange but true facts, tidbits and
County - Hillbilly humor at it's best.
gave my cat an enema! - The bittersweet story
of a boy and his cat.
- For the type of individual who thinks that bums
Sale By Mental Patient - Read through here and
I guarantee laughter among those with a dark sense