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4-20-03: Block
Death - A museum of Lego horrors.
4-20-03: A
Useless Website - Literally.
4-20-03: Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu
, The Prime Number Pooping Bear
4-20-03: A
Journey Through Madness - This one is weird
and very cool.
4-20-03: Alex
Chiu's Eternal Life Device - Immortality for
only $25! WHAT A NUT!
4-20-03: Shake
It Babe
3-3-03: When
Peter Bronson Rides a Chocolate Horse - ???
3-3-03: Five
- A comic about poop, and a boy with no
feet. Kinda on the gross side but still
pretty cool.
3-3-03: Frame
Scroll-O-Rama
3-3-03: Vannoy
and Company - Purveyors of fine gifts,
children's toys and non-fatal weaponry.
3-3-03: Hemispheric
Dominance Test - Are you left brained, right
brained or whole brained? Take the test to
find out.
3-3-03: Bacterial
Terrarium - With just mud, paper and an egg,
you can grow colonies of multi-hued microbes!
3-3-03: Really
Cool Sand Sculptures
3-3-03: Happy
Tree Friends - Cute, cuddly animals whose
daily adventures always end up going horribly
wrong.
3-3-03: Dress
the Pig for Adventures - I can't figure out
where the adventure is but at least you can dress
the pig.
3-3-03: My
Twinn - 'The one of a kind doll created to
look like the special child in your life'.
Sounds fishy to me.
3-3-03: Mr.
Bling - Your source for high quality gold and
platinum custom made teeth at guaranteed lowest
prices on the net. Come on, people!
They're JUST TEETH!
3-3-03: Guide
Horse Foundation - A non-profit charity
dedicated to providing free guides for visually
impaired individuals. (Since when are dogs not
good enough for this?)
3-3-03: Tokyo
Plastic - This one may take a while to load
depending on your connection but it's worth the
wait!
3-2-03: Flash
Mind Reader
3-2-03: Minims
- Or, man is the only animal that wears bow ties.
3-2-03: Traffic
Light Wars - Out of sight, a war is
raging... Secret cameras have allowed us for the
first time to see the mighty Traffic Light Wars.
3-2-03: Vintage
Vegas Postcard Museum
3-2-03: Vintage
Computer Ads
3-2-03: Arial
or Helvetica? - Once there was a typeface
called Helvetica. Later Microsoft
“borrowed” Helvetica for their operating
system and called it Arial. Can you tell the
difference between the original and the rip-off in
these ten examples?
3-2-03: Stephen
Blickenstaff - 'Ugly Stickers', some
pretty cool art!
3-2-03: IGKT
- The International Guild of Knot Tyers... is this
really necessary??? And why isn't "tyer"
an actual word? Shouldn't it be
"tier"?
3-2-03: Rate
My Bedroom
3-2-03: Rate
My Kitten
3-2-03: The
Matrix
- Lego style!
2-26-03: Disney's
Lion King as a Tribute to Kimba the White Lion?
- Read all about the Lion... err Lyin' King here.
2-26-03: Table
Tennis - Play a very cool / fun game of
table tennis! It rocks! The only thing
is that I don't even think you can score!
The opponents are malicious.
2-26-03: Donkey
Kong - Go on and play it already!
What are you waiting for?
2-26-03: Insertmonkey
Time - Whoa!
2-26-03: Wood
Contour - Wood Contour Corporation proudly
presents a luxurious line of well-designed PC
peripherals constructed from the finest American
hardwoods. Pretty cool but at $2,500 and up
I think I'll pass!
2-26-03: The
Cyberden Music and Sound Design - The
official 5.25" disk sleeve archive.
2-26-03: Soup
in the Movies - Soup is everywhere in the
movies, from Spartacus igniting the slave
rebellion by drowning the Centurion master in a
pot of bean soup...
2-26-03: Bag
of Bones - The brand new video release
from Litterbox!!!
2-16-03: Funky
Radical World - Talk about weird...
2-16-03: Destroy
Evil, Katy Bush - This one is WEIRD!
2-16-03: Illegal
Art - Freedom of expression in a corporate
age.
2-16-03: Beans
Around the World - The amazing (but true!)
journey of a can of S & W® brand black beans
as they make their way across this great land of
ours, and to other nations!
2-16-03: The
Slug Site - Devoted to the slimy
mollusk. TONS of slug pictures.
2-16-03: Love
Cubes
2-5-03: Booger
Board - If you don't know what to give
that person who seems to have everything, the
answer may be as plain as the nose on your face.
2-5-03: Casket
Furniture - Your source for convertible
casket furniture, casket-shaped furniture, casket
novelty products, and casket wear.
2-5-03: Blenderphone
- You guessed it... a combination blender /
telephone.
2-5-03: Koala
Bear Poo Earrings - Buy a loved one
earrings made from authentic Koala crap.
"Say it with dung, it lasts longer than
flowers!"
2-5-03: Zorb
- The latest adventure experience from New
Zealand... it looks fun!
2-5-03: When
Stuffed Animals Attack
2-3-03: Eyelash
Creatures - Gross!!! These things
actually live in our eyelashes!
2-2-03: Evil
Pictograms - They make you die.
2-2-03: We
Like the Moon - The Spongmonkeys try and
cash in on the Kittens' success.
2-2-03: Motorwheels
Monowheels - And other vehicles with
insufficient wheels.
2-2-03: Barefoot
Photo Gallery - Photos of ordinary people
going about their business while barefoot.
2-1-03: Parking
Spots - Those of you who watch Kids in the
Hall should understand the humor from the "I
am crushing your head" guy. Those of
you who just have whacked up senses of humor
should appreciate this page also. Quite
brilliant in my opinion.
2-1-03: Pets
with their Heads in Bags - This is a MUCH
bigger epidemic than I thought before seeing this
web page.
2-1-03: Engrish
TTT Captions - This webpage celebrates the
wonderful engrish subtitles featured in an asian
bootleg DVD of Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers.
2-1-03: Pencil
Carving - This one is actually very
cool! Take a look!
2-1-03: Where's
Michael's Nose? - After years of
modification it seems to have finally given up! Do
you know what Mr. Jackson's nose looks like now?
Do you remember what it used to look like?
2-1-03: The
Incredible Dancing Glen - Hahaha!
2-1-03: Britney
Spears Spelling Correction - I cannot
believe that Google actually has a page devoted to
this!!!
2-1-03: Boy
or Girl Quiz
2-1-03: Sword
Swallowing X-Rays - X-Rays of sword swallowers.
1-27-03: Keeping
Ken - A site exclusively for Ken, the man
behind the doll... ummm no comment!
1-27-03: I
Hate Mayonnaise Club - Dedicated to making
Planet Earth a mayo-free zone!
1-27-03: Shut
Down the Internet - Go ahead and turn it
off!
1-19-03: Farting
Survey - Go ahead, take it! Quite
pointless indeed, but then again what isn't?
1-19-03: Just
Toilet Paper - Novelty toilet paper.
1-19-03: Citizen's
Self-Arrest Form - If you commit a crime,
it would be extremely helpful (and provide a
savings of tax dollars) for you to perform a
Citizen's Self-Arrest.
1-19-03: Peanut
Butter Lovers - MMmmmmm... Find out all
about peanut butter here!
1-14-03: Parsnip
- Yes, the vegetable is blurred.
1-12-03: Location
Earth Dog Tags - Picture yourself lost in
the galaxy...UFO sightings and Alien Abductions
are on the rise...Will you return to tell the
story?
1-3-03: Online
Color Deficiency Test - An amazingly
accurate color blindness test. Be sure to
have your sound on.
1-2-03: Postal
Experiments - Testing the limits of the
USPS. This one is pretty funny considering
I'm a USPS employee!
1-2-03: I
Skip - This is where Kim Corbin's dream of
starting a worldwide adult skipping movement came
true. Whoopidieeeee freaking doo.
Seriously, just what the world needs.
1-2-03: Drive
Me Insane - Control the home of Paul
Mathis in Plano, TX from your own computer!
The aim is to drive the guy insane!
1-2-03: The
Condiment Packet Museum
1-2-03: Inflatable
Church - The world's only!
1-2-03: Hairy
Cat Soap - Uhhh... buy one get one free or
something like that.
12-28-02: Obsessive
Fan Sites - Excess that only the internet
can provide.
12-28-02: Disturbing
Auctions - Sometimes one man's trash is
another's treasure. Then again, sometimes
it's just trash.
12-28-02: Free
Monkey Boris - The Monkey Boris Liberation
Front are calling for the immediate and
unconditional release of heir to the Throne Monkey
Boris. Hmmm...
12-28-02: The
Toilet Museum - Devoted to all that is
restroom.
12-28-02: Brains
4 Zombies - Your online home for brains
and brain-related products.
12-27-02: Jesus
Dressup - Do NOT go to this site if you
are easily offended by sacrilege.
12-24-02: Merry
Christmas - A Christmas message from Ozzy
Osbourne!
12-22-02: Osama
Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Another X-mas
site for you.
12-22-02: Neighbor
- What IS he doing? Make sure your sound is
on and be sure to move your mouse around.
12-22-02: Recursive
- Way cool!
12-22-02: Santa
Fighter - Another Christmas update...
pretty cool.
12-21-02: Monkey
Lander- Yet another fun flash game..
12-21-02: Mad
Santa Claus the Game - Very easily one of
the most psychotic flash games I've ever played.
12-21-02: Inter-Face
- Giving a whole new meaning to the word
'interface'.
12-21-02: Harrison
Ford: A Web Guide to the Films - Many
nominations for the "Best Use of an Index
Finger" award.
12-21-02: The
Letter Project - This one is cool!
12-21-02: Merry
Christmas! - Helping to spread the gas
joy this holiday season.
12-15-02: Buy
Dehydrated Water - Looks like somebody
beat you to it, Gonzo T.D.
12-15-02: Gaybo
the Clown
12-15-02: Hold
the Button - How long can you hold the
button?
12-15-02: The
Jesus Christ Homepage - Everybody seems to
be searching for this guy when he's been here all
along on the web!
12-15-02: Buy
Bush a Playstation 2 - Well, this one is
already over it seems but the idea is cool
anyway...
12-15-02: The
Bad Fads Museum - Browse through the fun
and fascinating fashion, collectible, activity and
event fads of the last 100 years.
12-15-02: The
Van Gogh-Goghs' Doctor Soda Taste Test -
46 different "Dr." this and
"Dr." that sodas taste-tested and
measured on a scale for many different factors.
12-15-02: XIAO
XIAO - Pretty cool stick figure fighting
games.
12-15-02: Doggles
- Protecting the world... one dog at a time.
12-15-02: GangRule
- The history of organized crime.
12-13-02: A
Tribute to Pi
12-13-02: Mr.
T Goes For A Drive - This one takes a
while to load... but well worth the wait!
12-7-02: Arse
or Elbow? - Do you know your arse from
your elbow? I got 9/14.
12-7-02: Fling
the Cow - Pretty fun flash game.
12-7-02: g-world
Hair Trek - I sure hope somebody
sees some humor in this one... even if it is a
sick and desperate humor. Please, somebody,
anybody, please...
12-7-02: Boulder
Vegetable Rights Association - Ummm...
okay, sure.
12-04-02: My
Name is Olle-Yngve - Read Olle's story on
how he is the Swedish son of Bob Marley.
True story.
12-04-02: Michael
Jackson Baby Drop - Good luck with playing
this Flash game... that is if you can stop
laughing!
12-04-02: Pluck
My Tash - Use a laser-guided pair of
tweezers to pluck all the mustache hairs before
they form a full 'stash. Don't let the
badger get in the way though (level 3), and if
you're not careful you can blow up the guy's
teeth. Flash game.
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Please
note: Dates on news stories mark when I added the
story to my site, not when the story was initially
published.
4-20-03:
Space
Fanatic Unveils Rocket He Wants to Fly into Orbit
4-20-03:
Businessman
Sells 'Poo' Good Luck Charms
4-20-03:
Austrian
in Hospital after Running Himself Over
3-8-03:
Elvis
Told to Leave Building, Permanently
3-8-03: Bank
Glitch Gives Student $9.9 Million
3-8-03: Crunch!
Giant Cheeto Spurs Online Frenzy
3-8-03: Suspects
Surrender Cher's Wig To Police
3-8-03: Cyberspace
Coming To Top Of Mount Everest
3-8-03: Party
Girl Celebrates 105th Birthday
3-8-03: Woman
Gets $800,000 for Dairy Queen 'Dracula' Bite
3-8-03: Minnesota
Man Donates $75,000 in Loose Change to Church
3-8-03: Baby
Born On 3-3-03 At 3:33
3-8-03: Feds
Investigate Sandwich Stolen From Break Room
3-8-03: Mac
Attack or Just Breaking Windows? Colorado Man
Jailed after Killing Laptop
3-8-03: Mail
Thief Ordered to Wear Sandwich Board
3-8-03: It's
Not Over till the Fat Dog Sings
3-8-03: Man
Caught 40 Years After Breaking Out Of Prison
3-8-03: Naked
Jogger Continues His Streak
3-3-03: 2
Years In Jail For Meth Kiss
3-3-03: Thai
Motorists Can Get Massage with Gas
3-3-03: Moose
Lands On Norwegian Couple's Car
3-3-03: Accident
Leaves Highway Covered in Hot Dogs
3-3-03: Swedish
Church Places Help Wanted Ad for Worshippers
3-3-03: Shiny
Ice Clouds Collecting at Earth's Edge
3-3-03: UFO
Disrupts Traffic
3-3-03: Evidence
of Extra Dimensions
3-3-03: Professor
Plans to Build Time Machine
3-3-03: Scientists
Say Other Universes Physically Real and Inhabited
3-2-03: Chinese
Couple Seek Groom for Dead Daughter
3-2-03: Computer
Made from DNA and Enzymes
3-2-03: Riddle
of Baghdad's Batteries
3-2-03: Kidney
For Sale On eBay Quickly Removed
3-2-03: Good
Samaritan Faces $117 Traffic Fine
3-2-03: Family's
Missing Dog Returns Home After 3 Years
3-2-03: Report:
Worker Sold Fingernails, Toenails From Cadavers
3-2-03: State
Farm Won't Replace Car In Case Of Nuclear Attack
3-2-03: Judge
Finds New Use for Duct Tape
3-2-03: Minnesota
Twins Impostor Strikes Out in Real Estate Swindle
3-2-03: Philippine
Church Bans Public Weddings For Pregnant
3-2-03: School
Administrator Wants To Fire Self To Save Money
3-2-03: Congress
OKs $200,000 For Peanut Festival Stadium
3-2-03: BBC
Says Sir Isaac Newton Predicts End Of World
3-2-03: Cargo
Spill of Sports Shoes Drifts Toward Alaska
3-2-03: IRS
Bills Homeless Man Nearly $6 Million
3-2-03: The
New King of Late Night?
3-2-03: Hospital
Gives Surgeon Spoon To Perform Hip Operation
3-2-03: Mom:
Genie Circumcised Her Infant Son
3-2-03: Car
Thief Steals Van with Dead Driver Inside
3-2-03: Church
To Take Donations On Charge Cards
3-2-03: Old
Man And The Ski
2-26-03: Got
Doughnuts? Not In Northern New York
2-26-03: Blizzard
Snow for Sale Online
2-26-03: Eminem
Look-Alike Robs 11th N.J. Bank
2-26-03: 100
Cats, 82 Carcasses Found in New Mexico Home
2-16-03: 100
Bongs a Day Led to Psychotic Rampage
2-16-03: Cloning
Pioneer Dolly Put to Death
2-16-03: Police
Catch Alleged Thief Napping In Store
2-16-03: Have
an Ad? Rent Space on Someone's Forehead
2-16-03: Student
Sues to get A+
2-16-03: Students
Bring Pot Brownies To Class
2-16-03: Man
Wants Jesus for Lawyer
2-16-03: Funeral
Director Spends Clients' Money On Strippers
2-5-03: 6
Candidates Misspell Their Party Affiliation
2-5-03: Million-Dollar
Power Bill Shocks Family
2-5-03: Man
Accused of Tracking Ex via Satellite
2-5-03: Moon
Real Estate Broker Jailed
2-5-03: India
Man Poisons Own Home, Police Say
2-5-03: Poll
Finds Toothbrush Ranks as Most Important Invention- What
about indoor plumbing???
2-3-03: 'Disturbing'
Jacko Unmasked in British Documentary
2-3-03: Man
Aged 122 Dies in Egypt
2-3-03: Photos
Show Odd Images Near Shuttle
2-2-03: Man
Takes Aim at Free AOL Discs
2-2-03: Australian
Man Received New Liver, New Allergy
2-2-03: Cactus
Black Market Crops Up in Arizona
2-2-03: Police
Bust Naked Man at Museum
2-2-03: Sweet
Tooth? Arizona Players Probed in Candy Bar Case
2-2-03: Man
Arrested Carrying 100 Human Skulls, Indian Police
Say
2-2-03: Police:
Drunken Cart Driver Flees On State Road
2-2-03: New
Theory Drastically Rethinks Evolution of Early
Life
2-2-03: Gas
Passers Sitting Happy
2-1-03: Teacher
Arrested for Trying to Sell Someone Else's Child
1-25-03: Human
Missions to Mars Made Possible with Project
Prometheus
1-25-03: Killer
Asteroid Approaching the Earth?
1-25-03: Four-Legged
Girl Born in Indonesia
1-22-03: Man
Attempts to Sell Family on Ebay
1-22-03: Exploding
Frying Pans Recalled
1-22-03: Clerk
Cards 76-Year-Old Man Buying Non-Alcoholic Beer
1-22-03: Nine
Arrested for 'Exorcism' Fraud
1-22-03: Zoo
Officials Fooled by Fake Owl - Hilarious!
1-22-03: Woman
Lives with Dead Aunt for 18 Months
1-19-03: ATM
Machine Error Leads to Endless Flow of Free Cash
1-19-03: Psycho
Dresses as Scooby Doo to Find Missing Dog
1-19-03: Nudist
Travellers Ready for Takeoff
1-19-03: Man
Beheads Himself with Guillotine
1-12-03: Texas
Man Gets Jail For Cannibalizing Mom
1-12-03: Man
Arrested For Allegedly Shooting ``Demonic''
Neighbors
1-12-03: Man
Wants To Pay For New SUV With More Than 200
Coupons
1-12-03: Politician
Caught Up in Vampire Rumors
1-12-03: Hit-and-Run
Teenager Takes Dead Man Home
1-3-03: Tigers,
Alligators 'Main Course' at China Park
1-3-03: Nun
Killed by Driver Smoking Crack, Steering with
Knees
1-3-03: Girl
Killed in Pillow Fight
1-2-03: 'Wife
Wanted' Sign Nets No Spouse - Yet
12-31-02: Antimatter
Breakthrough: Big Batch Created in Lab
12-31-02: Frogs
Use Hollow Trees as Megaphones
12-31-02: Scientists
Successfully Clone Pet Cat
12-31-02: Woman
Can't Stop Pet Dog from Eating Everything
12-31-02: Headache
Turns Out to be Gunshot Wound
12-31-02: British
TV to show Baby Eater
12-26-02: FIRST
HUMAN BIRTH VIA CLONING CLAIM RAELIANS!
12-26-02: Fingerprints
Out, Body Odor In
12-26-02: Fuzzy
Strands Fill Skies Over Texas City
12-26-02: Boys
Eat Cat that Stole Christmas Dinner
12-25-02: Man
Obsessed with Rearranging Garden Gnomes -
This one is crazy!
12-25-02: "Excellent"
D.A.R.E. Officer Arrested for Buying Cocaine
12-25-02: From
Science and Computers - A New Face of Jesus
12-22-02: Authorities
Demolish Home where 440 Guinea Pigs Ran Amok
12-22-02: Animal
Rights Activists Give Fur Coats to Homeless
12-22-02: Thief
Returns Jewelry to Store Decades After Crime
12-22-02: Couple
Sues Dominoes Over Alleged Pubic Pizza Topping
12-22-02: Teen
May Face Felony Charges for Bat Prank
12-22-02: Yet
Another Miracle - Jesus Appears on No Parking Sign
12-22-02: Sect
Says First Cloned Baby Due in Weeks
12-22-02: Man
Jailed for Smuggling Monkeys in Pants
12-15-02: 6th
Graders Taught to Snort Cocaine
12-15-02: Kidnappers
Demand $800 for Return of Baby Jesus
12-15-02: Glitch
Shows Breasts During Mormon News Story
12-13-02: Fish
Swallower Chokes to Death
12-13-02: Man
Steals Computer to Pay for Crime Rehab Program
12-13-02: Jealous
Wife Goes on Car Hammering Binge
12-13-02: Three
Men Arrested for Stealing Chihuahuas, Thought they
were Pit Bulls
12-13-02: Alderman
Cited for Urinating During Debate - This
one is outrageous!!!
12-13-02: Body
Parts Found in Tupperware
12-13-02: German
Cannibal Found Willing Victims on Internet
12-7-02: Ray
L. Wallace Dead at 84 - He is the guy who
started the Bigfoot hoax here in the US.
12-7-02: Siamese
Twins Plead for Separation... Because They Cannot
Stand Each Other!
12-7-02: Rats
Jump, Climb, Lift In Unique Olympic Games
12-7-02: Mars
May Not Have Been as Warm and Wet as Once Thought
12-04-02: Man
Prepares to Ascend Vertically into Space in Own
Rocket
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