Death - A museum of Lego horrors.
Useless Website - Literally.
4-20-03: Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu
, The Prime Number Pooping Bear
Journey Through Madness - This one is weird
and very cool.
Chiu's Eternal Life Device - Immortality for
only $25! WHAT A NUT!
Peter Bronson Rides a Chocolate Horse - ???
- A comic about poop, and a boy with no
feet. Kinda on the gross side but still
and Company - Purveyors of fine gifts,
children's toys and non-fatal weaponry.
Dominance Test - Are you left brained, right
brained or whole brained? Take the test to
Terrarium - With just mud, paper and an egg,
you can grow colonies of multi-hued microbes!
Cool Sand Sculptures
Tree Friends - Cute, cuddly animals whose
daily adventures always end up going horribly
the Pig for Adventures - I can't figure out
where the adventure is but at least you can dress
Twinn - 'The one of a kind doll created to
look like the special child in your life'.
Sounds fishy to me.
Bling - Your source for high quality gold and
platinum custom made teeth at guaranteed lowest
prices on the net. Come on, people!
They're JUST TEETH!
Horse Foundation - A non-profit charity
dedicated to providing free guides for visually
impaired individuals. (Since when are dogs not
good enough for this?)
Plastic - This one may take a while to load
depending on your connection but it's worth the
- Or, man is the only animal that wears bow ties.
Light Wars - Out of sight, a war is
raging... Secret cameras have allowed us for the
first time to see the mighty Traffic Light Wars.
Vegas Postcard Museum
or Helvetica? - Once there was a typeface
called Helvetica. Later Microsoft
“borrowed” Helvetica for their operating
system and called it Arial. Can you tell the
difference between the original and the rip-off in
these ten examples?
Blickenstaff - 'Ugly Stickers', some
pretty cool art!
- The International Guild of Knot Tyers... is this
really necessary??? And why isn't "tyer"
an actual word? Shouldn't it be
- Lego style!
Lion King as a Tribute to Kimba the White Lion?
- Read all about the Lion... err Lyin' King here.
Tennis - Play a very cool / fun game of
table tennis! It rocks! The only thing
is that I don't even think you can score!
The opponents are malicious.
Kong - Go on and play it already!
What are you waiting for?
Time - Whoa!
Contour - Wood Contour Corporation proudly
presents a luxurious line of well-designed PC
peripherals constructed from the finest American
hardwoods. Pretty cool but at $2,500 and up
I think I'll pass!
Cyberden Music and Sound Design - The
official 5.25" disk sleeve archive.
in the Movies - Soup is everywhere in the
movies, from Spartacus igniting the slave
rebellion by drowning the Centurion master in a
pot of bean soup...
of Bones - The brand new video release
Radical World - Talk about weird...
Evil, Katy Bush - This one is WEIRD!
Art - Freedom of expression in a corporate
Around the World - The amazing (but true!)
journey of a can of S & W® brand black beans
as they make their way across this great land of
ours, and to other nations!
Slug Site - Devoted to the slimy
mollusk. TONS of slug pictures.
Board - If you don't know what to give
that person who seems to have everything, the
answer may be as plain as the nose on your face.
Furniture - Your source for convertible
casket furniture, casket-shaped furniture, casket
novelty products, and casket wear.
- You guessed it... a combination blender /
Bear Poo Earrings - Buy a loved one
earrings made from authentic Koala crap.
"Say it with dung, it lasts longer than
- The latest adventure experience from New
Zealand... it looks fun!
Stuffed Animals Attack
Creatures - Gross!!! These things
actually live in our eyelashes!
Pictograms - They make you die.
Like the Moon - The Spongmonkeys try and
cash in on the Kittens' success.
Monowheels - And other vehicles with
Photo Gallery - Photos of ordinary people
going about their business while barefoot.
Spots - Those of you who watch Kids in the
Hall should understand the humor from the "I
am crushing your head" guy. Those of
you who just have whacked up senses of humor
should appreciate this page also. Quite
brilliant in my opinion.
with their Heads in Bags - This is a MUCH
bigger epidemic than I thought before seeing this
TTT Captions - This webpage celebrates the
wonderful engrish subtitles featured in an asian
bootleg DVD of Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers.
Carving - This one is actually very
cool! Take a look!
Michael's Nose? - After years of
modification it seems to have finally given up! Do
you know what Mr. Jackson's nose looks like now?
Do you remember what it used to look like?
Incredible Dancing Glen - Hahaha!
Spears Spelling Correction - I cannot
believe that Google actually has a page devoted to
or Girl Quiz
Swallowing X-Rays - X-Rays of sword swallowers.
Ken - A site exclusively for Ken, the man
behind the doll... ummm no comment!
Hate Mayonnaise Club - Dedicated to making
Planet Earth a mayo-free zone!
Down the Internet - Go ahead and turn it
Survey - Go ahead, take it! Quite
pointless indeed, but then again what isn't?
Toilet Paper - Novelty toilet paper.
Self-Arrest Form - If you commit a crime,
it would be extremely helpful (and provide a
savings of tax dollars) for you to perform a
Butter Lovers - MMmmmmm... Find out all
about peanut butter here!
- Yes, the vegetable is blurred.
Earth Dog Tags - Picture yourself lost in
the galaxy...UFO sightings and Alien Abductions
are on the rise...Will you return to tell the
Color Deficiency Test - An amazingly
accurate color blindness test. Be sure to
have your sound on.
Experiments - Testing the limits of the
USPS. This one is pretty funny considering
I'm a USPS employee!
Skip - This is where Kim Corbin's dream of
starting a worldwide adult skipping movement came
true. Whoopidieeeee freaking doo.
Seriously, just what the world needs.
Me Insane - Control the home of Paul
Mathis in Plano, TX from your own computer!
The aim is to drive the guy insane!
Condiment Packet Museum
Church - The world's only!
Cat Soap - Uhhh... buy one get one free or
something like that.
Fan Sites - Excess that only the internet
Auctions - Sometimes one man's trash is
another's treasure. Then again, sometimes
it's just trash.
Monkey Boris - The Monkey Boris Liberation
Front are calling for the immediate and
unconditional release of heir to the Throne Monkey
Toilet Museum - Devoted to all that is
4 Zombies - Your online home for brains
and brain-related products.
Dressup - Do NOT go to this site if you
are easily offended by sacrilege.
Christmas - A Christmas message from Ozzy
Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Another X-mas
site for you.
- What IS he doing? Make sure your sound is
on and be sure to move your mouse around.
- Way cool!
Fighter - Another Christmas update...
Lander- Yet another fun flash game..
Santa Claus the Game - Very easily one of
the most psychotic flash games I've ever played.
- Giving a whole new meaning to the word
Ford: A Web Guide to the Films - Many
nominations for the "Best Use of an Index
Letter Project - This one is cool!
Christmas! - Helping to spread the
joy this holiday season.
Dehydrated Water - Looks like somebody
beat you to it, Gonzo T.D.
the Button - How long can you hold the
Jesus Christ Homepage - Everybody seems to
be searching for this guy when he's been here all
along on the web!
Bush a Playstation 2 - Well, this one is
already over it seems but the idea is cool
Bad Fads Museum - Browse through the fun
and fascinating fashion, collectible, activity and
event fads of the last 100 years.
Van Gogh-Goghs' Doctor Soda Taste Test -
46 different "Dr." this and
"Dr." that sodas taste-tested and
measured on a scale for many different factors.
XIAO - Pretty cool stick figure fighting
- Protecting the world... one dog at a time.
- The history of organized crime.
Tribute to Pi
T Goes For A Drive - This one takes a
while to load... but well worth the wait!
or Elbow? - Do you know your arse from
your elbow? I got 9/14.
the Cow - Pretty fun flash game.
Hair Trek - I sure hope somebody
sees some humor in this one... even if it is a
sick and desperate humor. Please, somebody,
Vegetable Rights Association - Ummm...
Name is Olle-Yngve - Read Olle's story on
how he is the Swedish son of Bob Marley.
Jackson Baby Drop - Good luck with playing
this Flash game... that is if you can stop
My Tash - Use a laser-guided pair of
tweezers to pluck all the mustache hairs before
they form a full 'stash. Don't let the
badger get in the way though (level 3), and if
you're not careful you can blow up the guy's
teeth. Flash game.
are MANY more links in the Archives
note: Dates on news stories mark when I added the
story to my site, not when the story was initially
Fanatic Unveils Rocket He Wants to Fly into Orbit
Sells 'Poo' Good Luck Charms
in Hospital after Running Himself Over
Told to Leave Building, Permanently
Glitch Gives Student $9.9 Million
Giant Cheeto Spurs Online Frenzy
Surrender Cher's Wig To Police
Coming To Top Of Mount Everest
Girl Celebrates 105th Birthday
Gets $800,000 for Dairy Queen 'Dracula' Bite
Man Donates $75,000 in Loose Change to Church
Born On 3-3-03 At 3:33
Investigate Sandwich Stolen From Break Room
Attack or Just Breaking Windows? Colorado Man
Jailed after Killing Laptop
Thief Ordered to Wear Sandwich Board
Not Over till the Fat Dog Sings
Caught 40 Years After Breaking Out Of Prison
Jogger Continues His Streak
Years In Jail For Meth Kiss
Motorists Can Get Massage with Gas
Lands On Norwegian Couple's Car
Leaves Highway Covered in Hot Dogs
Church Places Help Wanted Ad for Worshippers
Ice Clouds Collecting at Earth's Edge
of Extra Dimensions
Plans to Build Time Machine
Say Other Universes Physically Real and Inhabited
Couple Seek Groom for Dead Daughter
Made from DNA and Enzymes
of Baghdad's Batteries
For Sale On eBay Quickly Removed
Samaritan Faces $117 Traffic Fine
Missing Dog Returns Home After 3 Years
Worker Sold Fingernails, Toenails From Cadavers
Farm Won't Replace Car In Case Of Nuclear Attack
Finds New Use for Duct Tape
Twins Impostor Strikes Out in Real Estate Swindle
Church Bans Public Weddings For Pregnant
Administrator Wants To Fire Self To Save Money
OKs $200,000 For Peanut Festival Stadium
Says Sir Isaac Newton Predicts End Of World
Spill of Sports Shoes Drifts Toward Alaska
Bills Homeless Man Nearly $6 Million
New King of Late Night?
Gives Surgeon Spoon To Perform Hip Operation
Genie Circumcised Her Infant Son
Thief Steals Van with Dead Driver Inside
To Take Donations On Charge Cards
Man And The Ski
Doughnuts? Not In Northern New York
Snow for Sale Online
Look-Alike Robs 11th N.J. Bank
Cats, 82 Carcasses Found in New Mexico Home
Bongs a Day Led to Psychotic Rampage
Pioneer Dolly Put to Death
Catch Alleged Thief Napping In Store
an Ad? Rent Space on Someone's Forehead
Sues to get A+
Bring Pot Brownies To Class
Wants Jesus for Lawyer
Director Spends Clients' Money On Strippers
Candidates Misspell Their Party Affiliation
Power Bill Shocks Family
Accused of Tracking Ex via Satellite
Real Estate Broker Jailed
Man Poisons Own Home, Police Say
Finds Toothbrush Ranks as Most Important Invention- What
about indoor plumbing???
Jacko Unmasked in British Documentary
Aged 122 Dies in Egypt
Show Odd Images Near Shuttle
Takes Aim at Free AOL Discs
Man Received New Liver, New Allergy
Black Market Crops Up in Arizona
Bust Naked Man at Museum
Tooth? Arizona Players Probed in Candy Bar Case
Arrested Carrying 100 Human Skulls, Indian Police
Drunken Cart Driver Flees On State Road
Theory Drastically Rethinks Evolution of Early
Passers Sitting Happy
Arrested for Trying to Sell Someone Else's Child
Missions to Mars Made Possible with Project
Asteroid Approaching the Earth?
Girl Born in Indonesia
Attempts to Sell Family on Ebay
Frying Pans Recalled
Cards 76-Year-Old Man Buying Non-Alcoholic Beer
Arrested for 'Exorcism' Fraud
Officials Fooled by Fake Owl - Hilarious!
Lives with Dead Aunt for 18 Months
Machine Error Leads to Endless Flow of Free Cash
Dresses as Scooby Doo to Find Missing Dog
Travellers Ready for Takeoff
Beheads Himself with Guillotine
Man Gets Jail For Cannibalizing Mom
Arrested For Allegedly Shooting ``Demonic''
Wants To Pay For New SUV With More Than 200
Caught Up in Vampire Rumors
Teenager Takes Dead Man Home
Alligators 'Main Course' at China Park
Killed by Driver Smoking Crack, Steering with
Killed in Pillow Fight
Wanted' Sign Nets No Spouse - Yet
Breakthrough: Big Batch Created in Lab
Use Hollow Trees as Megaphones
Successfully Clone Pet Cat
Can't Stop Pet Dog from Eating Everything
Turns Out to be Gunshot Wound
TV to show Baby Eater
HUMAN BIRTH VIA CLONING CLAIM RAELIANS!
Out, Body Odor In
Strands Fill Skies Over Texas City
Eat Cat that Stole Christmas Dinner
Obsessed with Rearranging Garden Gnomes -
This one is crazy!
D.A.R.E. Officer Arrested for Buying Cocaine
Science and Computers - A New Face of Jesus
Demolish Home where 440 Guinea Pigs Ran Amok
Rights Activists Give Fur Coats to Homeless
Returns Jewelry to Store Decades After Crime
Sues Dominoes Over Alleged Pubic Pizza Topping
May Face Felony Charges for Bat Prank
Another Miracle - Jesus Appears on No Parking Sign
Says First Cloned Baby Due in Weeks
Jailed for Smuggling Monkeys in Pants
Graders Taught to Snort Cocaine
Demand $800 for Return of Baby Jesus
Shows Breasts During Mormon News Story
Swallower Chokes to Death
Steals Computer to Pay for Crime Rehab Program
Wife Goes on Car Hammering Binge
Men Arrested for Stealing Chihuahuas, Thought they
were Pit Bulls
Cited for Urinating During Debate - This
one is outrageous!!!
Parts Found in Tupperware
Cannibal Found Willing Victims on Internet
L. Wallace Dead at 84 - He is the guy who
started the Bigfoot hoax here in the US.
Twins Plead for Separation... Because They Cannot
Stand Each Other!
Jump, Climb, Lift In Unique Olympic Games
May Not Have Been as Warm and Wet as Once Thought
Prepares to Ascend Vertically into Space in Own
are MANY more links in the Archives